i cant find harvestman.
hes been missing for like a week. maybe. i dont know. time is weird. hes not answering his phone. actually, someone took his phone from him and gave it to someone else. so.
hes not here. i know. i looked.
hes not in the city either. i asked around and no one has seen him.

idk what to do.
pretend this qas a question..

vampires, werewolves, ghouls -- their are a lot of nonhumans around here who have a monster inside of them that sometimes takes over. they cant control it, they didnt ask for it, and they're designed to kill. no one blames a wolf for killing a deer but its different when their are people involved ( Read more... )

comment to this post and other people will:
- ask you ~questions about yourself~
- tell you what they think about you
- tell you an assumption they made about you
- give you a compliment
AND/OR
- guess your name, age, and location

(you do not have to answer truthfully but maybe you should!! unless your answer is really funny.)

i promise xana the next question i ask will be about something utterly pointless, like how to take revenge on somebody who keeps plastering porn on all your electronics. you could call it a porny revengebut first i need a job. not in the 'eh sure would be nice to have pocket change' way but the 'if you dont get a fucking job ill make you regret ( Read more... )

i have been training for the ennui of eternity since i was fourteen and first laid eyes on a stick of kohl and a vhs tape of interview with the vampire, and i have spent years studying in order to perfect my blase sigh and bored gaze striking morosely out of my perfectly coiffed skull, however, i always counted on being able to do it with a ( Read more... )

INQUIRING MINDS: Do you ever actually owe somebody an explanation?

And now the one I reckon I'll get better answers for: What should I have for lunch? How rude is it really to read while you're eating in a café? Because I don't think that one's an actual rule, I think someone made it up.

It's nearly February. I didn't get sick this winter. I haven't gotten a speeding ticket all month. I've retroactively claimed these as now completed resolutions.

Did you make any?

Do people change?

and i need you now tonight
AND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER

dear home of every piece of bad advice out there aka the internet ( Read more... )